slutstatus:

if you think smoking cigarettes is gross just watch lana del rey smoke a cigarette and then ask your boner if it’s still gross

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dnlhern:

i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr

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thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

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bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

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daviddthaxton:

My talents include being on tumblr all day and not hitting the post limit

I wish I was that talented. *sigh*

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